Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish…
What’s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl’s assholeto make her...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...