Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Actual product instructions.
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Leave them to slug it out!
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Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Sick of the Holidays
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Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...