Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
Not the Sexiest Man Alive
From David Letterman – Tuesday, January 31, 1995Top Ten Signs You’re Not The Sexiest...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...