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Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
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Arizona Crazy Law
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The Medical Convention
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
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New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...