General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children…
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him....
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Blondes and pregnancy
Two brunettes and a blonde are having lunch at a cafe, all three are...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Waiting on a long line
|The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.