Learn your ABC’s – Mom Style!
A – Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...
Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
The Flashlight
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?Because the batteries died.
Truth Be Told
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...