A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
He’ Boss
If you constantly hear a married man brag about how he runs everything around...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...