Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...