Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole…
Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
A couple have not been getting along for years…
A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,”I’ll buy...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Fear of bombs on planes
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Why are women like snow flakes?
Why are women like snow flakes?? They are all beautiful. They are all different....
What is the smartest blonde?
What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever