Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises…
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...