Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.