Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
One night, as a couple lay down for bed…
This joke sucks….One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently...