Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...