Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Success In Love
To my dear wife,During the past year, I have tried to make love to...
News from Washington
WASHINGTON, DC – Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...