Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?How many can...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...