What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...