A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Religious battle golf
|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon...
Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...