Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Give 100% at Work
Always give 100% at work…….12% on Monday23% on Tuesday40% on Wednesday20% on Thursday5% on...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Hung Like An Elephant
This little boy is visiting the zoo with his father. They stop to have...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Amish meet The Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...