Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Can’t Talk Now
A woman is on her honeymoon with her new French husband. She is giving...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...