Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?
How did Revlon come up with it’s brunette hair color?By studying what oil spills...
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...