How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop…
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...