Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
|10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would’ve fit.9....
Spelling checker
|Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...