Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Go on a hiking trip
|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Don’t Be Sexist!
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that!
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Guide To Parenthood
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Coffee
Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud.Yes sir, it’s fresh ground.
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Diary of a computer lamer
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Guide to Religions.
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