Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
Trouble sleeping
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb girl ?
What do you do after you just raped a 12yr old deaf & dumb...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Three people were standing on the Titanic…
Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian....