I have got trouble with the wife again…
I’ve got trouble with the wife again – she came into the bar looking...
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...