Years of Bad Sex
A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!