Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...