Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
you are so stupid…
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Foreplay
After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out...