Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk…
There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Recalled Christmas Toys
Broken Bag-O-Glass Dr. Kevorkian First Aid Kit Jeffrey Domhers Easy Bake oven and cookbook...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...