The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!