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Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
How’s business?
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A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
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How Deaf?
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What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
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