Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
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There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
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Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
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Too Much!
A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are...