OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!