yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
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Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City…
Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker,and he...
\’Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary!
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If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
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Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Feel like a woman…
A man and a woman are in an elevator. All of a sudden the...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....