Why did the fish blush?
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Pilot to tower…
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yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Insult Collection #11
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A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Not the best day.
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This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
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