Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
A work of art
A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art...
Two Cow Defined (Classic)
DEFINING SOCIETIES VIA THE OWNERSHIP OF 2 COWSFEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...