Who has the ring?
|When the groom asks the best man for the ring, he turns and nervously...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
The Boy Who Wrote To God
One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Arkansas
.. 3 million people, 15 last names.
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...