Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Bear on a Rampage
Two campers were hiking in the forest when all of a sudden a bear...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...