Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The guide for women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...