Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
At the shoe store…
A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes....
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
A wife was berating her husband…
A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying,...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...