Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Another test
There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...