face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Army Wisdom
A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Husband 1.0
|Last year a friend of mine upgraded from BoyFriend 1.0 to Husband 1.0 and...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...