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Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Women’s Rights
WOMEN’S RIGHTSThe following took place at an international conference for women’s rights. The first...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...
Piloting your plane
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Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...