A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
My wife converted me to religion…
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I...
The Blonde Farmer!
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
Skin-diving!
|What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?Skin-diving!
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...