Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...
Grounds for Divorce
A woman goes into her lawyers office requesting a divorce. He istaking all of...
Stupid people awards
|It is once again time to vote for-the Darwin Award nominees for 1997. As...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
A new type of fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...