Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...