Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman
|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies...
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa…
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself