Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.