Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
A succession of generations
The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.