What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Are YOU A HARD MAN?
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No Coffee Breaks
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Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Real opcodes
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A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...