The Apple explosion
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I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...