Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
The lady and her house
A lady went to bed and turned out all the lights. Later she awoke...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...