Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...