24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
One plus one are two
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Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
The animal’s warning
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Men say the smartest things when…
Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with “A woman once...
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...